Pistol Pete’s Gun Powder
I must be reading too much Springwise, or bored, or losing my mind...whatevs, here's a brand idea that I reckon is just crazy enough to work and take the body building world by storm, Pistol Pete's Gun Powder.
Now, to be clear I don't know anything about body building (I know, I know, who'd have thought?) and have never taken any protein supplements, but I have to believe that given the choice between bog standard body building supplements, called something like Meta-RX, and an exciting new brand called Pistol Pete's Gun Powder...well, there's really no choice is there?!
Pistol Pete's will come packaged in a big ol plastic container like regular supplements, but it will be designed to look like an old wooden keg of dynamite. Can't you just see the advertising...Pistol Pete showing off his guns, KABOOM!
Photoshop credit to Julia. You can always count on your friendly neighbourhood LJer when you need some photoshopping or fan art :)
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I like it, Charlie! You know who’d be your perfect test subject? Timmy! You hold a tub o’ Pistol Pete’s Gun Powder, get someone else to hold a tub of his current brand (No-Xplode..it’s really sad that I know that), you both call him and see which one he comes to :)